Reading This Page Isn't A Good Idea

First mistake. You came to my page. If you decide to stay, that will be your second. Well it seems you have, to let's move one to mistake three, which is listening to me rant about myself. Well I play music, record music, and design in a graphic manor. Oh! There went mistake 4. You fell in love with me because of my talent. Hmm. Wouldn't blame you. If you care enough to have reached the end of a whole paragraph of this rant, then you've made another mistake. 6? Who knows, I haven't been counting. If you have, that's mistake 7. But I'm not stupid. I know that I have skipped mistake 5. Maybe I just made a mistake by caring. So one for me, and 6 for you. Well it seems this game is getting a little bit old. So now, not only have you made 6 mistakes, but you've lost the game. I told you coming to this page wasn't a good idea.